WASHINGTON, DC
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman The Road 2 Wrestlution rolls on! |
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It is TIME for Road 2 Glory! |
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This one is gonna be great! |
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STRAP IN! |
Clark: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest, B17.
B17 enters screen.
Clark: B17, tonight you face CJ O’Do---
B17 holds up his hand: CJ Irish.
Clark: Um. OK.
Clark:
Tonight you face CJ Irish for a spot in the next round of Turmoil’s CCW Championship Tournament, can you comment on CJ Irish and his rise up the card?
Clark pushes the mic towards Bingo.
B17: Bingo, Clark, bingo. He has risen up the card, spectacularly so.
B17:
Not long ago, at Certified Greatness he stood side by side with me in an exhilarating battle.
B17:
Now he stands upon the edge of magnitude unknown. It has been a pleasure to watch such a robust, sweaty climb...
B17 takes a deep breath to calm himself.
B17: CJ Irish, the Belfast Blitz, the Tumblin’ Dublin, the Galway...Boy.
B17:
Yes, you’re a dangerous boy aren’t you? BUT! I hang out with dangerous boys all the time.
B17:
My boy Austin Lee is CCW Champion.
B17:
My boy Jacob Trance is so tough he drinks holy water just to enjoy the burn!
Archer coughs. B-17 looks at him.
Archer: And?
B-17: And what?
Archer stares and motions towards himself with both hands.
B17: Oh, yes.
B17:
And how could I forget my boy, Archer, who has never met a set of ab crunches he couldn't bribe away.
B17: So the fact is CJ Irish, I am ready to tango.
Archer: And I have the cash.
B17 looks wide eyed at Archer, before slowly offering a fist bump: That's my boy.
Archer slowly fist bumps B-17, feeling dirty about it as the camera fades.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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What an odd group of people! |
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You mean a group of CHAMPIONS! |
JACKSON MONTGOMERY vs JACOB TRANCE
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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A big one! |
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Word up! |
Ligermask and Bunny M are attempting to discus tactics before their match.
Ligermask points at Bunny M, then points at his eyes then points to himself
LIGERMASK: AQUI! AQUI! MIRA AQUI!
Bunny M: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! AHHHHHHHH!
Ligermask places his hands in a Pepperton Clutch position and then executes a Khallas on an imaginary opponent
LIGERMASK: MIRA! YO GOLPEE KHALLAS! NOSTROSOS GANAR!
Bunny M: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU SAY!
Ryu Matsumoto walks into frame and looks at the pair
RYU: He’s saying all you guys have to do, is hit a Khallas, and you’ll win. It's a good strategy!
Ligermask nods vigorously and gives a thumbs up, Bunny M puts his hand on his chin and nods in understanding
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE! |
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What are you talking about? |